Nowhere near worthy of being Alltime Assholes, but they’re working on it. They belong here as much as anyone:
Michael Moore: A fat and bitter asshole with a film camera. Watch out.
Bill O’Reilly: An angry white man who knows that being an asshole means ratings.
Kanye West: No talent. No clue. Asshole.
Mark Zuckerberg: He stole the idea. Period. Asshole.
Cam Newton: Asshole with an arm.
Donald Trump: Even his hair is an asshole.
Barney Frank: Insert your own joke here. (And wash with soap and water after.)
Barry Bonds: An artifically-enlarged asshole.
Lance Armstrong: An asshole with no balls. Literally.
Kobe Bryant: Asshole in LA. Shocker.
Chris Brown: Hit a girl. Asshole.
Jose Canseco: (see Bonds, Barry)
Drew Peterson: An asshole’s asshole.